Adulting: Subscription-Based

“Update: I’m IT-ing a clinic into existence, website-ing like a pro (lol no), and gardening without killing everything (progress!). In my spare time, I’m researching AI, animating stuff, and building video games – basically trying to adult while creating a digital empire. My real plan for world domination involves winning the Powerball. Failing that, I’ve invested in ChatGPT, because ‘adulting’ is clearly a subscription-based service.”

Deer, Dust, and Digital Dreams

I’m buildin’ a website, but my brain’s like a jackrabbit on Red Bull – ‘Hey, let’s make an animation series! Create a video game from scratch, and organize the garage!’ Meanwhile, I’ve got deer munchin’ on my summer squash, zucchini, and cucumbers, so I built a 10×10 kennel around ’em. I’m like, ‘I’m a grown man, buildin’ a doghouse for veggies!’
Garage is gettin’ a makeover too – paths through clutter are history! Organization is key. Weekly posts? Let’s see how long that lasts. Maybe I’ll just end up with a website full of animal encounters, garage tours, and animation teasers. Who knows, maybe that’s what people really want anyway!

Dream Achieved: Creating a custom plugin for WordPress

“I’ve always dreamed of building a plugin, a glorious contraption of my own design! But when I went looking for a fresh ‘Dad Joke’ plugin, all I found were these dusty, ancient relics, wheezing and sputtering in the dark corners of the internet. It was a cry for help! A desperate plea!

So I grabbed my digital shovel, put on my thinking cap (a slightly crooked one), and set out on a quest to build a new one. It was a wild ride, I tell you. Bugs flew at me like deranged hornets! The code tangled itself into knots like a confused octopus! There were moments I thought I’d be swallowed whole by a digital whirlpool of my own making.

But I persevered! I wrestled the bugs, untangled the code, and finally, my dream came to life. Now it stands, a majestic, groan-worthy testament to modern humor, ready to inflict fresh, terrible jokes on the world. My masterpiece!”

The outcome, a fresh joke everyday of the year:

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know y.

It was time for a “Hard Reset”

This URL was idle and static for a long time. I let it lapse and fall to waste. I’ve had enough of that and I’m ready to move ahead. To build and bring it back to life and be useful to myself and others. Wish me luck.

It Pays to Dream” is my creative playground where imagination knows no age.

Our motto, “Where fun doesn’t have an expiration date,” reflects our passion for exploring innovative ideas, embracing playfulness, and sharing joy with family and friends.

We’ll dive into a wide range of topics, from cutting-edge AI prompts and drone videography to backyard theming, arcade fun, gardening, and more.