“I’ve always dreamed of building a plugin, a glorious contraption of my own design! But when I went looking for a fresh ‘Dad Joke’ plugin, all I found were these dusty, ancient relics, wheezing and sputtering in the dark corners of the internet. It was a cry for help! A desperate plea!
So I grabbed my digital shovel, put on my thinking cap (a slightly crooked one), and set out on a quest to build a new one. It was a wild ride, I tell you. Bugs flew at me like deranged hornets! The code tangled itself into knots like a confused octopus! There were moments I thought I’d be swallowed whole by a digital whirlpool of my own making.
But I persevered! I wrestled the bugs, untangled the code, and finally, my dream came to life. Now it stands, a majestic, groan-worthy testament to modern humor, ready to inflict fresh, terrible jokes on the world. My masterpiece!”
The outcome, a fresh joke everyday of the year:
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.